Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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