Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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