Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
