i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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