Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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