it wasn't lemon gatorade
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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