they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
My feet surprised me
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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