we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
