i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize