his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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