I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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