I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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