I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Girls should come with a carfax report
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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