508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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