if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
me + whiskey = a bad person
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
