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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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