i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I understand Curling. That high.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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