Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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