Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Couch. On fire.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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