in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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