i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
