I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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