is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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