I don't usually arrange sex via text message
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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