She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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