I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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