I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Randomize
