the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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