I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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