dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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