Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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