Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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