it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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