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Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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