Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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