Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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