She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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