She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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