Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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