Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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