Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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