Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Randomize
