i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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