I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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