I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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