I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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