Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize