Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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