what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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