New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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