Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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