i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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