I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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