so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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