How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
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I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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