Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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